2.2.10

Ebay's Competitive Advantage Program. Very secret

prehistoric but evolved

We, Ebay
We, have no skills
We, have no inventory
Cannot find a way to compete
Managers useless

You, big seller
You bring us products
We make you special

We, take competitors
We, take their lives
We, hand select keepers
We, use feedback system
hands clean
How you like?

You, you become the best
Your s**t record, suddenly look good
You use paypal only
We all make money

No contract, watch for feds

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